The ultimate Ferguson Report of 2022 predicts the faux information headlines of 2023…
GOVERNMENT FINALLY ADMITS RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE GOVERNMENT
The Albanian authorities has reluctantly admitted that all the pieces is now their fault.
A Labor physician of spin spun, “However the truth that all the pieces is now our fault is the final authorities’s fault. If Scott Morrison had received the election, we would not be on this mess.”
The honeymoon is over for Labor. So that they’ve shifted straight into divorce proceedings.
In the meantime, the Greens, Teals and independents are within the candy spot. “Every thing is our concept however nothing is our fault.”
Labor would like to go the buck. However they have no.
NEIGHBORS MOVE BACK IN
The TV serial drama Neighbors will return, after visiting his Aunty Kylie in Townsville.
A TV government liable for sending Neighbors to an undisclosed location has had the sensible concept of bringing it again to an undisclosed community.
The Free-To-Put on TV Executives Guild mentioned, “That is the very best new/outdated concept we have had since we introduced again Mom And Son, Household Feud and Mcleod’s Daughters’ Daughters’ Daughters.”
SKY AFTER WHAT-THE-DARK
Sky Information has been confirmed proper about all the pieces.
They’ve up to date Dorothea Mackellar’s poem to ‘I Love A Sunburnt Nation Underwater’.
A spokeswoman mentioned, “We are able to look ahead to annual once-in-a-century droughts, and once-in-a-lifetime flooding rains after time.”
USA SAYS OUR SUBMARINES WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND. HONEST.
The USA guarantees Australia will get nuclear submarines as quickly because it’s too late.
A US admirable Admiral mentioned, “The Aussies pays for them, in fact. However we cannot clarify the right way to enrich their uranium gas or repair the flyscreens. That is what we name ‘Mutually Assured Obstruction’.”
A protection spokeswoman denied Australia is beginning a chilly battle. “We’re preventing an unwaged battle in opposition to an unidentified enemy. You by no means know the place they won’t be hiding.”
SCOTT MORRISON STAYING IN PARLIAMENT UNTIL EVERYONE FORGETS
Australia’s most employed man nonetheless has a job on the taxpayers’ expense.
“Scott turned prime minister as a result of it was God’s will,” mentioned Scott. “Inexplicably, on the final election, God backed the non-practicing Catholic. Even the Almighty finds that mysterious.”
As for Morrison’s future, he might begin a brand new ministry. He is excellent at that.
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