Irrespective of how laborious we attempt to eradicate pungent odors of previous political leaders, their legacy lingers on the palate.
Fettuccine Albanese is commonly spoiled by the blood-on-the-floor condiments left by Kevin Rudd and Paul Keating’s insistence that each one the cookbooks are improper.
Opposition Chief Peter Dutton is the brainchild of earlier Liberal leaders (besides Malcolm Turnbull, the best Labor Prime Minister the Liberals ever produced).
You will by no means get these stains out, so it is higher to embrace them.
Here is the recipe for cooking a Tur-Dutton:
Insert one Tony Abbott into one Scott Morrison.
Subsequent, insert the ‘Tono-Scomo’ into one Peter Dutton.
Shake vigorously.
Shake, shake, shake.
Then add the traditional Dutton trimmings – no salt, no sugar, no seasoning, no Voice, no NDIS.
And for the primary course, an actual crowd-pleaser – Dutton Dressed as Lambie.
Serve with stuffed shirts, a liberal sprinkling of spin, a facet dish of chips off the outdated block, half-baked insurance policies and political sizzling potatoes adopted by lashings of … simply the lashing ought to do the trick.
Pair with a glass of the 1998 John Howard. An extended lingering aftertaste, and really laborious to swallow.
Scott Morrison all the time brings his personal lunch – freshly cooked goose.
The entire prompt servings ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
GREENS PUSH PARLIAMENT TO LEGALIZE CANNABIS IN JOINT SITTING
The Greens are introducing laws into the federal Parliament to legalize hashish, as if that is ever going to occur.
The tiny snag of their plan is that each one states and territories in Australia have their very own drug legal guidelines – they usually like them.
“Ultimately!” stated a Inexperienced MP, chewing backyard mulch. “Australians will have the ability to smoke dope for the primary time!”
Australia’s policing of marijuana abuse has been efficient. Solely 30 % of Aussies smoke hashish commonly.
South Australian most fines for possession are $200,000.
An Adelaide cop stated, “Our penalties have narrowed arrests to solely essentially the most silly and careless, which when it comes to South Australians means a really excessive quantity.”
Queensland has already began bottling Billabongwater.
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