A Liberal Occasion post-election evaluate calls for a ‘goal’ for equal parliamentary gender illustration.
“A goal is sort of a mandate or a quota with out the burden, which means or probability of taking place in our wildest goals,” mentioned an activist for Equality For Ladies Solely.
“Not one of the political events mandate equal illustration for individuals with disabilities, or racial and ethnic minorities,” the activist mentioned.
“However do not quota me on that.”
EXPLOSIVE BOMBSHELL ROCKS FAMILY FOR YOUR TABLOID ENTERTAINMENT
A Wagga Wagga household is embroiled in a Wagga-wide media feeding frenzy.
Wagga watchers are outraged the youngest son has married a lady and moved to faraway Wollongong.
“Who does she assume she is?” requested a neighbor who does not know who she is.
“She’s stuffed that boy’s head with loopy notions of independence, real love and freedom from dysfunctional antiquities.”
In the meantime, the media denies remembering the tragic demise of the boy’s mom who was hounded by paparazzi and nosey parkers with nothing higher to bitch about.
HOMEOPATHY ONLY 0.0000000001 PER CENT BULLTWANG
The billion-dollar Australian homeopathy business has been affirmed with stunning however miniscule analysis.
A homeopath excessive on Emergency Fluid (ie, water) mentioned: “The analysis isn’t peer-reviewed or double-blind examined. It is the true stuff – anecdotal.”
Homeopaths agree anecdotal proof (proof based mostly on what occurred to Nanna that one time) beats precise proof.
Australia’s important medical advisory physique, the Nationwide Well being and Medical Analysis Council, claims: “Homeopathy shouldn’t be used to deal with well being situations which might be power or critical.”
Attempt telling that to Nanna.
Might she relaxation in peace.
TRUMP REJECTS CHARGES, SAYS HE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET AN INSURRECTION FOR YEARS
Legal costs have been beneficial in opposition to US Capitol riot “ringleader” Donald Trump as a result of not one of the different witch hunts labored.
An investigation discovered the previous US president “summoned the mob” to Capitol Hill and incited the gang with “winks, nudges and eyebrow wiggles”.
Fifty p.c of People won’t imagine a responsible verdict. The opposite 50 p.c already imagine it, though it does not exist but.
Trump is at present selling digital NFT Trump cards. (NFT buying and selling playing cards are like cryptocurrency however much less plausible.)
In his buying and selling card commercial, Trump mentioned he’s “higher than George Washington and Abraham Lincoln”.
Maybe he meant he’s feeling higher.
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ACTORS AND CLOWNS SENT TO BOOST RUSSIAN ARMY MORALE SHOT BY BOTH SIDES
RICH BASTARD TIPPED TO WIN SYDNEY TO HOBART
WACKY CONSPIRACY THEORIST BELIEVES SANTA IS A HOAX
